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found done in needlepoint on Mel's Front Porch: I Pledge Alligence to the Constitution of the United States of America. And to the Republic for which it guarantees, One Nation, Undeniable, with Liberty, Truth, and Justice for All.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Old enough to Know Better

...but still gleefully childish! Thank god I wasn't born Catholic, with my birth falling right in the middle of Lent
every dadgum year. Like Wilbur, I'm a spring pig -- but according to the Chinese, I'm a Water Rabbit. And although I'm getting a little long in the tooth, I'm still a Dixie Chicken.

Not bad for an aging Tomboy!

Tips for a Happy Life:

If you have a coffee mug and a butter knife, you have every tool you will ever need in an apartment.

If you are a broke country gal or redneck boy, add duct tape and wire hangers, and any vehicle can be made to run.

And if you are gay or lesbian, MOVE TO A BIG CITY!!!!!

Do you know what a redneck's last words are?

"Hey, y'all! Watch THIS!!!"

~~~~~ now ain't that america -- for you and me ~~~~~


Blogger enigma4ever said...

Great Picture...HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!......You are indeed a Water Rabbit....

According to Chinese Horoscope...
That means you are warm, honest , and at times shy, quietly brave, and careful and thoughtful., insightful and protective of your burrow....

May it be a Great Year....

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