Old enough to Know Better
...but still gleefully childish! Thank god I wasn't born Catholic, with my birth falling right in the middle of Lent every dadgum year. Like Wilbur, I'm a spring pig -- but according to the Chinese, I'm a Water Rabbit. And although I'm getting a little long in the tooth, I'm still a Dixie Chicken.
Not bad for an aging Tomboy!
Tips for a Happy Life:
If you have a coffee mug and a butter knife, you have every tool you will ever need in an apartment.
If you are a broke country gal or redneck boy, add duct tape and wire hangers, and any vehicle can be made to run.
And if you are gay or lesbian, MOVE TO A BIG CITY!!!!!
Do you know what a redneck's last words are?
"Hey, y'all! Watch THIS!!!"
~~~~~ now ain't that america -- for you and me ~~~~~
Not bad for an aging Tomboy!
Tips for a Happy Life:
If you have a coffee mug and a butter knife, you have every tool you will ever need in an apartment.
If you are a broke country gal or redneck boy, add duct tape and wire hangers, and any vehicle can be made to run.
And if you are gay or lesbian, MOVE TO A BIG CITY!!!!!
Do you know what a redneck's last words are?
"Hey, y'all! Watch THIS!!!"
~~~~~ now ain't that america -- for you and me ~~~~~
1 Comments:
Great Picture...HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!......You are indeed a Water Rabbit....
According to Chinese Horoscope...
That means you are warm, honest , and at times shy, quietly brave, and careful and thoughtful., insightful and protective of your burrow....
May it be a Great Year....
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