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found done in needlepoint on Mel's Front Porch: I Pledge Alligence to the Constitution of the United States of America. And to the Republic for which it guarantees, One Nation, Undeniable, with Liberty, Truth, and Justice for All.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Let the Eagles Soar -- and Sing

With the bears, the deer, the bunnies in the badlands and the birds up in the sky. Bush's Secretary of the Interior has resigned. Sing Hallelujah! Come on Get Happy!

I know, I's only a short period of time before Shrub appoints William Utt, Pete Correll, or some other previously unknown Apostate from Hell to continue the rape of our very homeland.

Just please don't tell the critters yet. They look happier than a DNA-reprieved convict. And even more innocent.

Oh, and while we are talking about presidential appointments and whatnot, I ask you how small, chincey and plain stupid are our leaders? This weekend brought (once again) late breaking news about yet another White House arrest. Claude Allen, 45, resigned last month as the President's top domestic policy adviser...after getting busted, back a couple of days after New Year's for some reciept hanky panky. To the tune of at least five thousand smackeroos. The ol' take the reciept back in and try to leave with the moichandise again scam. Yee hah! Homeboy Shopping Network, in de White House!

Top domestic policy advisor -- top Target shoplifter. There's a nice example for the kids. I'd rather explain the President getting a blowjob any damn day than outright petty theft. Glad Bush brought integrity back to Washington.

January bust, February resignation, Mid March news brief on a Friday after five. Well, these pricks are nothing if not consistant.


Blogger enigma4ever said...

I love the cartoon..and the pricks are consistant- wow you found their one skill.

10:50 PM  
Blogger meldonna said...

yes I did, sister.

They always suck.

Time for me to go beddie-bye; who knows what wonders of chicanery await us tomorrow?

by the way, the Iraq civil war intensifies.

And they wonder why I'm an insomniac?

We can't fix it...we just got to make it better, any way we can.


1:49 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

I'm afraid of what comes next. Could it possibly be worse? How many times have I asked that question during the past five years, about just everything that is going on?

8:21 AM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

As with Phillip Cooney, one wonders what lucrative "position in the private sector," Ms. Norton will be departing for.

12:39 PM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

KVATCH: hmm it means that she is one his most wellpaid whores...looking for the next hot bed...
and if she comes out and gives a statement that she wants to spend more time with her family- that means she is going to jail...( like the fella earlier this week)

Mel...earthlink is on life support might not be emailing...died right while I was on it...sorry...

talk to you tomorrow...

7:16 PM  
Blogger Lily said...

Hmm. Haven't seen you in a while, just wondering how you've been. Take care.

8:04 PM  
Blogger nyasha said...

loved the post and will have to agree with enigma4ever, you summed it all up in your last sentence.

12:16 PM  
Blogger meldonna said...

Dang! Looks like I need to brew up another gallon of ice tea...there's new folks here on the front porch.

PoPat ~~ The pendulum has to swing back sooner or later; the fact that the Rethuglicans in Congress are no longer exactly in lockstep with the goosestep is good news, and perhaps a sign of better times to come. Keep the faith; it's always darkest before the dawn.

kvatch ~~ what do you wanna bet Norton ends up on K Street, in one fashion or another?

lily ~~ good to see you!

eastern butterfly ~~ They are indeed consistant. If there are three choices, Bush will go for the one that does the most harm to the most defenseless everytime. I't like a really evil version of Murphy's Law (with my apologies to the Irish, on the eve of St. Paddy's).

e4e ~~ will have a ear out for when that email comes back up.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

5:36 PM  

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