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Monday, December 04, 2006

I am the Eggman

They are the Eggman
The Walrus is History!!!

Yes, Children, gather 'round. Word has it that bully Bolton, the antithesis of diplomacy that Bush foisted as U.S. Ambassador upon the United Nations, is the latest bloated neocon corpse floating in the water. Like Rummy, he's still technically on staff until January, but at least this is one smelly confirmation hearing we won't have to waste time with. Lord knows Shrub is going to nominate Bill O'Reilly, Pat Robertson, or if he's smart, somebody Daddy recommends to represent us. But before Bush has time to network with his asshole buddies and come up with another horrible appointment for this post, let's at least relish the demise of this particular thug.

I've been sitting on a cornflake waiting for this bus to come for a long time. Goo goo ka fucking chube.


Anonymous D.K. Raed said...

I want to feel good about this. I DO feel good about this! And not just because bush feels he now couldn't get bolton confirmed. It's because it gives me hope that our pre-oath-midtermers have been flexing muscles behind the scene in a way that has brought a little reality back to 1600. At least that's what I hope. Although I recall one of the big blue boys (Biden?) recently saying Bolton would probably be confirmed based on his on-the-job performance. well, HE obviously wasn't part of the backroom head count.

oooh, you bring up what other slime bush will sling forth to replace The Bolt? well, i've been thinking: not some daddy recommendation, but Daddy himself! Wouldn't that be slap-in-the-face to the american public? Just his style!

My dream would be to see reason prevail and serious consideration paid to naming Bill Clinton. I believe he lobbied a bit for this at the beginning, as a conciliatory gesture. Who better than the Big Dog himself to knock some heads at the UN into backing real world peace? just a thought ~~ D.K.

9:54 AM  
Blogger azgoddess said...

beatles - yea!!! yellow submarine!!

and good news indeed...depedning on the character they get to replace him...sigh

8:11 AM  
Anonymous D.K. Raed said...

oh hell, after seeing daddy bush crying at the podium today, I guess he's out for bolton-replacement. it's up to Jeb now to save the family name, such as it is. ~~ D.K.

11:05 PM  
Blogger meldonna said...

It hardly seems to matter who he nominates; apparently the Senate confirmation panel is going to gladly rubberstamp anyone who can be viewed as "better than the one we got now." I see Gates just slid through the process slicker and quicker than a greased pig.

Nevermind that Gates just might not be any better than Rummy ~~ at this point the best we can hope for is that this is another heckuva lateral move, and not a leap from the frying pan to the fire.

I haven't heard a lot of public dicussion of Gates' background, but if you're interested, the LA Times did chime in with this piece:

In no time in the past has the expression "money talks, and bullshit walks" been more true.

12:04 AM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

yup...Gates was like watching a early morning enema...too quick for me.

hmmm, about The was time for him to go before he ever even sat in his little seat pretending to be mannered and on his medication....

Welll, One can only re-arrange the damn deck chairs on the Titanic so many times...hmmm, so who will the King annoint next ?
Tom Not in Jail yet Delay ?
Ricky I am out of work Santorum ?
George Macaca Allen?
Dr.Video Diganosis Frist ?
Rudy I Lies about 911 Guiliani ?

oh, I know ....since he cares about the Children of the World...Mark I.M Done Rehab Foley ?.....

uh-oh....6-6 just suggested Karen Hughes....urhg.......

5:49 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

That's the best pic I've seen of him so far. Let the vultures have him until there are nothing but bones left. The moustache will remain too because there are some things so nasty that even vultures will ignore.

If bush wants to gain a bit of respect from me, he'll ask bill clinton to replace Bolton. We could sure use bill in that seat as he is still admired by most of the world.

6:47 AM  
Blogger meldonna said...

e, that enema wisecrack is good; I'm assuming that's nurse humor...

Karen Hughes? Ouch.


pop, I just can't see Bush nominating Big Dog, much sense as it would make. He's spent the last six years operating under the "if Clinton did it, we're doing the opposite" philosophy. And besides, can you hear the howl that would emminate forth from the 101st Fighting Keyboardists? They've spent the last EIGHTEEN years in the aforementioned "ICDIWDTO" mindset.

Be fun to watch the fireworks, though, huh?

7:43 AM  
Blogger Pursey Tuttweiler said...

Good riddance Mr. Walrus. I hope Bush comes up with Karen "Sasquatch" Hughes for a replacement. I would love to see the gasps in Congress. I am none to pleased with the Dems who spinelessly voted for Iran-Contra Gates without a ruffle, much less a kerfuffle. What are these assholes thinking? I guess they don't want to rock the boat until the new power shows up but they need to do something now. Bush still has them over Iraq and a hard place, and they need to call his bluff.

2:38 PM  

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