Thank you, Jack Sparrow

I guess you might have seen Seattle in the news this weekend, after the sad events at the Jewish Federation Building here in Belltown Friday afternoon. I am vehemently opposed to the overkill tactics of the Israeli forces, but can see no justification for an individual to spill yet more innocent blood on the other side of the globe. If anything, this gunman's rampage will simply fuel hawkish support for the irrational use of force in the Mideast. It is indeed a vicious cycle.

I find myself in the odd position (again) of having to credit the authorities here, on their public and straightforward assertion that this was the actions of one lone, probably disturbed individual, thus sparing us of any nonsense about terrorist conspiracies. While I don't always agree with the city's policies concerning spending the public funds, I have been impressed with the handling of some truly disturbing events like this, or the ugly shooting back in March that claimed several of our young folks after an all-ages dance.

Life in Seattle is going on. We are in the midst of our annual Seafair party, and tonight's Torchlight Parade went off without a hitch up Fourth Avenue, only a block from the scene of the crime yesterday. It was reassuring to see our own Seafair Pirates, manning the Moby Duck and blasting off their tradition cannons. Piracy was definately THE fashion statement this year, in the parade and by the spectators as well --leave it to Johnny Depp to get masses of straight men to wear eye-liner and vogue. Aaaaaaaaaargh!

I haven't seen the latest "Pirates" movie yet, but I certainly have the buccaneer spirit myself. Not unlike the first Star Wars movies back in the seventies and early eighties, adventure movies featuring rebels and rogues as heroes is not only welcome fantasy relief from the heartbreaking headlines (back then it was the hostage situations), they can tend to provide much-needed relief from the day to day realities by asserting unambigous themes. No one can doubt what side to be on when Luke and Han take out the Death Star, any more than not know to laugh aloud when Sparrow pays the Port Royal Harbormaster an extra shilling to become "Mister Smith", and then promptly pockets the man's coin purse from the dock desk.

We all love a scoundrel. Especially the romantic rogue who ends up doing the right thing. It has struck me that while many folks in America are gleefully throwing "Pirate" birthday parties for their kids, I'm betting they fail to realize the irony of the fact that at the time when the buccaneers actually held sway over the Caribbean and Gulf, they were indeed considered the terrorists of their time. I suppose this proves nothing except that perspective determines labels. Certainly a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the Empire considered the Rebel Alliance to be insurgents. The dons of Mexican California, to be sure, held the same opinion of Zorro and his fellows.

Art (even the Hollywood version) can reflect life, if through a distorted lens. Sir Francis Drake was a priveteer to the English, but considered by many, especially the Spanish, to be a dangerous pirate. The United States itself has a long history of utilizing criminals in times of war; in World War II, it was Lucky Luciano. In the War of 1812, it was Jean Lafitte in the Battle of New Orleans. More recently in the 1980's, our country supported and armed Saddam Hussein in the Iraq-Iran War, Manuel Noreiga in the bogus "War on Drugs", and even Osama himself during the Soviet conflict in Afganistan. To be sure, all of the above had their own concerns and agendas, but it is worth noting that with the exception of Drake, all came to be considered enemies of the US. In the cases of Hussein, Noreiga, and especially bin Laden, this seems fairly understandable, although originally supporting these guys in the first place begs the question of common sense. I mention these notable rogues from history to reitterate the point that perspective determines labels.

I think, given the disasterous course our country is on, from my perspective it's high time we learn to exploit some design flaws created by the rogues currently controlling events. I am interested in prosecuting the current administration, the Republican Party itself, several multinational corporations, and a large list of members of Congress under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, known commonly as RICO. Take a minute to read the Wikipedia description; remember that RICO (being the idiotic piece of legislation it is) is so broadly worded that it can be applied to almost any type of misdemeanor or felony involving more than one person, and then start smiling.

This is the part I really like: Those found guilty of racketeering can be fined up to $25,000 and/or sentenced to 20 years in prison. In addition, the racketeer must forfeit all ill-gotten gains and interest in any business gained through a pattern of "racketeering activity." The act also contains a civil component that allows plaintiffs to sue for triple damages.

Since Congress will not look into the clearly impeachable offenses committed by the White House over the past five or so years, I think it is high time we "Caponed" these guys. I think the Force is with us, as it were; all we need is a rogue scoundrel prosecutor with cajones of steel, some legal researchers who are not the droids they are looking for, a couple of Ewok reporters, and we are ready to blow this sucker and go home.

Class-action suit on behalf of the American Taxpayer to take back triple the billions of dollars stolen through fraud and deceit -- It's a lovely thought, and nice place to start. Savvy?

Thanks again, Cap'n Sparrow, for getting me to think outside the box. A trait of any good pirate.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. Aaaaargh!

I Got Your War On Terror Right Here

My old running buddies from the Lawson Road Gang already know I'm pointing at my lap (we did get in so much trouble on the high school bus for 'downward motions'), but forevermore! I'm declaring a personal battle against those who would keep Americans so afraid that they forget what makes 'em American.

I ain't afraid of the truth.

I ain't afraid of hearing the truth about the occupation of Iraq.

I ain't afraid of saying that Israel bombing Gaza is like shooting fish in a barrel. And chicken-shit to boost.

I ain't no more afraid of al Queda than I am of the Tim McVay-style seperatists -- and I'm also not afraid to say both have some honest beefs.

I ain't afraid of Dittoheads calling me a liberal. I believe in the Constitution; they believe in a fat draft-dodger 'codone-head who says marriage is sacred (after how many divorces?) and gets busted for artifical dick stiffener.


I sure as hell ain't afraid of Ann Coulter, who seeks publicity for book sales accusing bereaved families of hunting publicity as they seek the truth.

And I sure, as God is my witness, ain't afraid of fighting tooth and nail for the soul of my country: the rule of fucking law.

It's called the Constitution. It's called the Bill of Rights. It's called the guts to stand up and be counted, and not run with the scaredy-cat mob. I refuse to apologize for the fact I live in a country of laws, not men. And I ain't scared to piss some of my oldest and dearest friends off doing so.

Ain't nobody trying to terrorize me except the fuckers going on about the Chicken Little Flu, the fuckers in my own government who think they need to monitor all phone calls, internet, and money, the same calling any honest dissent treason, while meanwhile decimating any efforts to "promote the common welfare" of our country. The same fuckers who are killing our kids' ambitions through their mandatory rote testing while cutting education budgets right and left, meanwhile shipping all our jobs overseas; the same fuckers who bitch about illegal workers while they themselves are the scab illegal cheap-ass employers; the evil fucks who create, through their 'wars' and negligence, astronomical profits for their inefficient construction and oil baron financiers, while killing the very planet we live on...that's who wants me to be scared.

News to the fuckers: I ain't scared.

And I noticed.

The government's main reason for existing is to work for the benefit of all

The title is a quote from a fairly well-heeled person in Mexico...the full quote is below:

"The ultra-right, and I think that's what Calderon represents, contradicts the essence of democracy because it's principally concerned with protecting the privileged," said Gustavo de Anda Gomez, an investment risk consultant. "The government's main reason for existing is to work for the benefit of all."

Here, here! I raise a glass to all who feel this way, but expecially to folks like Gus, and Warren here at home, that recognize community over personal hegemony. Salud, mi amigos; perhaps capitalism is good, but it does seem wise to balance it with common sense.

Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, Mayor of Ciudad de México (Mexico City, for all you fellow gringos), has ran for president of his country on a basic platform of "For the good of everyone, the poor first".

I think Obrador might have a chance to roll back some of the nastiness of NAFTA; he's done some really great things in Mexico City as Mayor, both for the infrastructure as well as the poorest of the poor. And oddly enough, created jobs doing it.

Guy's not a "leftist"; he's a realist. Since when has buying pencils for schoolkids and pensions for their great-grandmas been commiepinkofaggotbullshit? I'm old enough to remember when we cared enough to do it here.

It seems Mexico is in danger of having an honest election -- wouldn't it be nice to have one north of the border?